Jami Bernard

"Truly creepy (...) It has genetically altered the genre and produced a scary new strain of nailbiting entertainment."  

"Kieslowski's skill as a spare, cerebral film maker is to turn your perceptions around (…) Rating: ***½ (out of 4)"  

"Juices up the visuals with fancy camerawork and split screens, but it can't distract enough from the vulgarity of the material"

"Gross, nearly unwatchable comedy."

"Dismal time-travel comedy that makes 'Big Momma's House' look like 'Citizen Kane'"

"Not even Rupert Everett is able to breathe life into soapy Thing"

"Certainly a dark spirit is hovering over this inane production. Something has sucked the life out of it."

"A movie that shouldn't be allowed on the same campus as 'Animal House.'"

"Before she was a Desperate Housewife, [Felicity] Huffman turned in this tour de force in what turns out to be a funny, charming, heartfelt road movie about a most unlikely pair."

"A solid thriller full of surprises."

"Jackie Chan finally has met his match, an opponent so deadly that none of his considerable talent or charm can fight it -- a bad movie"

"A period romp that tries too hard."

"Vardalos is a breath of fresh air. After all the little nipped and tucked bunnies we've been seeing onscreen for so long, we forget what real women look like."

"Even if you can't tell a mizzenmast from a gangplank, Master and Commander will take your breath away"  

"Spice World is a smart vehicle for the Girls, a cheerful and occasionally witty self-parody that does for the Spices what Help! and A Hard Day's Night did for the Beatles."

"It's not the usual whodunit, but if you're open to having your cage rattled, you won't be disappointed."

"A delightful and endearing romantic comedy with the shape and resonance of a Jane Austen novel"

"Each frame of this classic is drop-dead stunning"  

"A spectacular display of stunts and adrenaline"

"An adorable, infectious work of true sophistication."