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Vampires Suck

2.6

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Original title

Vampires Suck

Year

2010

Running time

76 min.

Country

United States

Director

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Screenwriter

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Cast

Music

Christopher Lennertz

Cinematography

Shawn Maurer

Producer

20th Century Fox

Genre

Comedy | Parody. Broad Comedy. Vampires. Teen/coming-of-age

Synopsis

Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues—all of which collide at the prom.

Awards: 2010: Razzie Awards: 4 nominations, including Worst Picture, Worst Director and Worst Screenplay

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Critics' reviews

"The makers of "Epic Movie" and "Meet the Spartans" have a new film out, and it's probably their best work to date (...) the fact that "Vampires Suck" is a step above god-awful is something of a miracle"

Peter Hartlaub: SFGATE
"Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Disaster Movie) tackle the material with their usual scattershot aim, roping in references to everything from the Jonas Brothers to Jersey Shore for gags that barely even try for humor"

Adam Markovitz: Entertainment Weekly
You want vampiric satire with actual laughs? Try Mel Brooks' 'Dracula: Dead and Loving It'"

Marc Savlov: Austin Chronicle
"Non-'Twilight' fans would be better off surfing YouTube."

Boston Globe
"It's a sloppy, tossed-off collection of parodic gags of vampire flicks and gratuitous pop-cultural references (oh, there will be pointless Lady Gaga gags!)"

Nick Schager: Time Out
"Vampires suck? That's a matter of opinion. But here's what inarguably, unequivocally does suck: Vampires Suck."

Jen Chaney: The Washington Post
"Despite its short running time, the film sags a bit in the final third, but the target audience will undoubtedly get a boost from experiencing the film as a crowd, cheering and jeering and choking on some of the gags"

Andrew L. Urban: Urbancinefile
"'Twilight' pastiche with all the wit you'd expect from the makers of 'Scary Movie'"

James White: Empire

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