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Dogs Don’t Wear Pants

Drama The story follows Juha who develops an unexpected but powerful connection with a dominatrix named Mona, following a tragic event in his life that has left him emotionally paralyzed. His dangerous addiction to suffocation is reciprocated by Mona leading them both down a wild and crazy path towards emotional enlightenment. Dogs Don't Wear Pants is a darkly humorous story of loss, love and the sweet pain of being.
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The Hollywood Reporter
The Hollywood Reporter
"A witty premise clothed in an attractive technical package (...) The sex dungeon scenes, all vivid neon and lustrous latex, also have a pleasingly glossy rock-video look."  POS
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Variety
Variety
"Gradually carving out a tender, conflicted misfit romance from lurid beginnings (...) Valkeapää maintains a peculiar tonal balance to the end"  POS
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Film School Rejects
Film School Rejects
"[It] won’t be the easiest film to convince your friends to watch (...) But as antithetical as it seems, 'Dogs Don’t Wear Pants' is underscored by a tender spirit that offers healing. This isn’t torture porn."  POS
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Empire
Empire
"[It] makes '50 Shades Of Grey' look like kindergarten. A funny, provocative and strangely moving treat. The safe word is excellent (…) Rating: ★★★★ (out of 5)"  POS
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The Guardian
The Guardian
"Intriguing but hard to watch (...) But I wondered a little that it ran out of ideas, and couldn’t develop Mona as a character (…) Rating: ★★★ (out of 5)"  POS
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Screendaily
Screendaily
"Surprisingly non-confrontational (...) [It] may leave some audience members whimpering for a safe word."  POS
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Metro
Metro
"The lead characters are interesting and the script contains some very Finnish flashes of humour (...) A stylish, sombre and occasionally unwatchable watch (unless you’re into dental porn, of course) (…) Rating: ★★★ (out of 5)"  POS
Cineuropa
Cineuropa
"It’s a delight to report that there is much more to love here than just that glorious title (...) The Finnish director proves once again that he is – thank heavens – a sick, sick man."  POS
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