Jonathan Foreman

"Has the cheesy, deadened feel of a straight-to-cable film"

"A pathetically inane and unimaginative cross between 'XXX' and 'Vertical Limit'"

"Though 'Human Stain' is sometimes too chaotic and sometimes too neat, it boasts some of the best acting of the year"

"The problem with Gigli is that it is an inept attempt to do Elmore Leonard by Martin Brest, a filmmaker whose coarse sensibility makes him catastrophically unqualified to the task."

"It's a wretchedly dumb, lazy and incoherent movie that's magically rendered watchable by Eddie Murphy's charm and Robert De Niro's presence"

"A noisy, amateurish mess that doesn't work on any level"

"Uneven but occasionally hilarious teen comedy"

"A perfectly enjoyable sci-fi thriller"

"Would be a perfectly decent B-action movie if it weren't shipwrecked in the last act by laughably ridiculous plotting and a lazily executed climax."

"The one intriguing thing about John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars is how such a dreadful screenplay could have made it onto celluloid."

"Arlington Road is a dumb, overheated thriller pretending to be a smart, topical one."

"Pretentious and trite in a way that you can get away with in a rock song or a music video, but that becomes almost unbearably irritating in a full-length feature."

"Looks and feels like a bad imitation of 'Trainspotting' without any of that film's wit or charm"

"A miracle of badness, a kind of art- house 'Showgirls' -- which actually exceeds "Showgirls" in its self-indulgence, shallowness and sheer stupidity."

"So amateurish and lame that the cast often has that embarrassed look you see on dogs given ridiculous haircuts"

"Features what is surely the funniest and most accurate depiction of writer's block ever."

"A self-conscious but surprisingly entertaining fusion of gangster, martial-arts and western movies."

"A beautifully filmed, scrupulously authentic but strangely evasive exercise in combat ultra-realism."

"Sheer delight. An ensemble comedy-drama that recalls Robert Altman's best work."

"A lazy and uninspired knock-off of the hilarious 2002 movie 'Road Trip'"