Transformers: Dark of the Moon

"A techno spectacle that is spectacularly empty (...) When the 154-minute 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' finally ends, your feeling is one of exhaustion, not exhilaration" 

"You'll leave feeling like you were assaulted by an army of alien robots yourself (...) if this movie is an accurate reflection of human culture, it's hard to believe the Autobots would risk everything to save us (...) Rating: ★ (out of five)"


 

"Is a visually ugly film with an incoherent plot, wooden characters and inane dialog. It provided me with one of the more unpleasant experiences I've had at the movies. (...) Rating: ★ (out of four)" 

"I miraculously survived a preview screening with a throbbing headache and slight nausea; others may not be so lucky. (...) confusingly frenetic" 

"Excellent 3-D and a sense of fun make this entry considerably more watchable than Michael Bay's last outing." 

"The only positive thing I can say about this 3D Hasbro theme-park ride disguised as a movie is that it deepened my appreciation for James Cameron and his handling of robots in The Terminator (...) Rating: ★ (out of four)"