Contract to Kill

"[It] looks remarkably cheap for a film whose characters wear Rolexes and take private planes." 

"Overall, he gives the kind of performance traditionally associated with stars who died during filming. And yet, Seagal is in almost every scene." 

"Judging by his non-performance (...) Steven Seagal might actually be dead and nobody’s bothered to tell him (...) Laughably inept on every technical level and representing the sort of badness that falls far short of being campy fun" 

"Even the most masochistic filmgoers should avoid Waxman and Seagal's latest collaboration, a boring vanity project that doesn't even competently flatter its star." 

"[The] script is so heavy with exposition that it plays like the movie’s Wikipedia page. Seagal is saddled with explaining every single thing to the viewer. He talks SLOWLY, and most of what he says is plum terrible (...) Rating ★ (out of 4)"