Teatro de la Prestidigitación.
En cartel: Christopher No... Prefiere mantener el anonimato.
Extracto del número final:
-Y de la chistera sacaré a Bugs Bunny -exclamó el mago enmascarado. Este momento de la función era uno de sus favoritos, el público tras haber asistido a trucos de magia imposibles recibía la noticia casi con indignación, y ante la poca expectación creada, con sonrisa de media luna, bramaba:- No, mejor aún, saldrá un unicornio con poderes urinarios. -Entonces, los espectadores, atónitos, engullían el silencio. Siempre ocurría lo mismo.
Deslizó su capa por el escenario, prescindió de la varita y pronunció las palabras necesarias:
-Magia potagia sin escatofagia.
Del sombrero nacieron dos orejas blancas:
-¡Pero eso no es unicornio, es un horrible conejo con un cuerno de quita y pon!- gritó un chico resabidillo de la tercera fila.
Del animal vino la respuesta:
(No hay spoilers, malditos 3000 caracteres)
spoiler:
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