Battleship

"extravagantly noisy spectacle (...) Those looking for big, loud sci-fi action will find plenty to like here as director (...) pumps up the volume on clashing military hardware and flag-waving heroics." 

"An unexpectedly sincere salute to the awesome responsibilities of today's U.S. Navy as well as to the heroic work of veterans who came before" 

"Battleship is an event movie so lunkheaded - both in concept and execution - that it’s hard not to suspect director Peter Berg of playing a prank. Verdict: Miss. (...) Rating: ★★ (out of five)" 

"Like the very best junkfood, Battleship has no nutritional value whatsoever but goes down easy (...) Even for a film this long, Battleship never gets boring thanks to special effects that would make Michael Bay weep (...) Rating: ★★★ (out of five)"