Ratchet & Clank

"My 8-year-old loved it. But he would eat dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets for every meal if I let him, so let's not consider his opinion" 

"So profoundly bad that it represents the worst of two entirely different mediums, Ratchet & Clank doesn't blur the line between movies and videogames so much as it flushes them both in a toilet and forces us to watch as they swirl together down the drain" 

"Visually, 'Ratchet & Clank' has its appeal.... But the story is ultimately too predictable and forgettable" 

"Stuffed with that snarky, sarky adolescent humour that so many modern screenwriters seem to mistake for wit. (...) Rating: ★★ (out of five)" 

"In a golden period for both animation and children’s filmmaking, here is a head-splitting reminder of just how bad those two things can get."